A question for all of you — where does film criticism end, and knee-jerk reactionary political diatribe begin?
NY Press film critic Armond White has suggested, on several occasions, that certain film critics should recuse themselves from reviewing a particular film for one reason or another, and it's not uncommon for him to direct his criticism at his peers, rather than the film itself. Yet if ever a critic should have walked away from an assignment, it would have to be Armond and his not-even-half-hearted attempt at "reviewing" Michael Winterbottom's The Road to Guantanamo.
Like Christopher Hitchens before him, Armond's politics went all funny after 9/11, and his blind, unyielding support of Bush, the administration, and the so-called war on terror has left many scratching their heads in wonder. That Armond loathed Winterbottom's film is hardly surprising, but never before has he sunk to such wretched lows as witnessed in this vicious attack piece. Not only are there factual blunders (does the NY Press no longer employ editors?), but Armond even betrays himself by denying the film's humanitarianism — the very thing he's criticized other films for lacking.
Beginning with the inaccurate claim that the Tipton Three were in Afghanistan on 9/11 (they were still in England at the time), Armond reduces the film to a "whacked-out piece of anti-American propaganda, pretending Human Rights rhetoric", and goes on to call it "a Weapon of Crass misInstruction." Pretty typical of White's snarl, and nothing like the reprehensible sentence that follows, one that even he should be ashamed of — "Using the Tipton Three’s smugness to discredit the Bush administration, the film condemns the U.S. military for treating al-Qaeda suspects worse than the Taliban brutalized the Mideast."
Where to begin? First off, that Armond sees fit to drop an S-bomb (one of the most favored weapons in his arsenal) when referring to victims of illegal imprisonment and torture is sickening, and to equate the members of the Tipton Three with young film critics and Noah Baumbach characters is simply asinine. But his contempt for the three young men that exposed some ugly truths about our country's policies is further revealed when he criticizes them for remaining "arrogantly defiant" throughout the whole ordeal. I guess Armond would rather they confessed. To something. Perhaps he forgot that they were released without any charge.
Allegations of smugness aside, White also appears to be justifying the use of torture on al-Qaeda suspects, for chaining somebody to a hook on the floor and bombarding them with strobe lights and death metal is not nearly as bad as the barbaric acts of the Taliban. Huh? Does one have anything to do with the other?
If The Road to Guantanamo is a work of propaganda, then its cause is humanitarianism. The film is less interested in the guilt/innocence of the Tipton Three than it is with humanitarian treatment and the rule of law. Love Bush or hate him, holding people for years at a time without charging them is in breach of international law and the Geneva conventions on the rights of POWs. Yet Armond, who has lashed out at films and filmmakers for their alleged anti-human stances, here rejects the human rights issue for it clashes with his own political agenda.
It doesn't take The Road to Guantanamo to discredit the Bush administration or to demonize US foreign policy — one only need read a newspaper to reach those conclusions. (Other than the NY Press, of course.) Even by Armond's often over-the-top standards, this "review" is appalling, and would be better suited for the Op-Ed page of The New York Sun than the Film section of any publication.
Even in his infamous review of Fahrenheit 911 (where he labeled Michael Moore a fascist), White spent equal time discussing it as film qua film as he did spewing forth political vitriol. This time, however, there's virtually none of the former. What are your thoughts? Do Armond's inaccuracies and false charges (which he never bothers to back up with examples) add up to a film review, or is it merely an angry political screed?

In the waning days of 2005, a film opened in Korea which, by all outward appearances, had little potential for box office draw — a Chosun dynasty drama featuring no bankable stars, and with a strong homoerotic subtext to boot (still held to be taboo in many parts of Korean society.) Yet somehow the film won the hearts and minds of Korean audiences, and it went on to become not only the highest grossing film of 2005, but the single most successful Korean film in history.
It's Gozu for kids! Well, not exactly, but Takashii Miike, the director least likely to contribute to the kid-flick genre has done just that with The Great Yokai War. Easily one of the most imaginative, entertaining and just plain screwy films I've seen this year, it's a fantasy tale that is part Miyazaki, and part Peter Jackson, but infused with that trademark Miike madness. A young boy (Ryunosuke Kamiki, in a remarkable performance) must join forces with the Yokai (Japanese folk-spirits) to prevent nothing less than total apocalypse. Rather than creating a CGI-fest, much of the film is lo-tech, with nearly all of the Yokai portrayed by actors in rubber suits. Like Spirited Away, The Great Yokai War contains richly developed characters, and a plotline that isn't afraid to challenge kids, though it should be noted that there are some disturbing images that might be too intense for the young 'uns. But in what other kids' film will you find a whip-wielding Chiaki Kuriyama (Kill Bill, Vol. 1) in a mini-skirt, or an almost fetishistic obsession with the ever-moist thighs of Mai Takahashi? Forget all the Hollywood blockbusters -- The Great Yokai War is the most fun you'll have in the dark this summer. (Screens on 17 June and 25 June at The Anthology)
It wasn't too long ago that a film like Linda Linda Linda would have been unimaginable. An uneasy history (to say the least), combined with government bans resulted in very little shared pop-culture between Korea and Japan. But the recent Kanryu (Korean pop culture) boom in Japan, driven mostly by a younger generation who aren't troubled by past events, can be viewed as the beginning of a reconciliation between the neighboring nations.
A few months back, I sang the praises of Song Il-gon's
It's with a certain hesitancy that I recommend Park Kwang-hyun's Welcome to Dongmakgol. It's not a great film, but there are some unforgettable moments in this anti-war parable, which became a surprise box-office hit in Korea. The premise is interesting enough: during the Korean War, six soldiers who have been separated from their platoons -- two South Koreans, two North Koreans, and an American -- all manage to wind up in a remote mountain village that knows (or cares) little about the outside world, and where violence or aggression is unknown. (I think you can see where this is going.) After a prolonged and amusing standoff, the soldiers learn that they aren't so different after all, and agree to help the village re-stock their food supply, which was destroyed by a stray grenade. Along the way they will learn to play American football, fight a giant boar (in slow motion), and dance amidst a sea of CGI insects with the village simpleton-cum-pixie Yeo-il (Oldboy's Kang Hye-Jung). 
In a recent game of cinephilic confessions, I admitted to an odd obsession with Jesus movies. I say odd because I'm not a Christian, nor do I buy into the whole son of what's-his-name thing. I realized, after a time, that the obsession began after seeing my first two JC films in 1973 — two musicals that took great liberties with the source material.
These images of Christ as temperamental rock star, or foppish song and dance man lasted for years, but were eventually shattered when I came across the larger-than-life epics that set out to truly bring the gospels to the big screen. Films like DeMille's The King of Kings, and George Stevens' The Greatest Story Ever Told. Suddenly the issues got more complex, and the story a bit nastier, but my fascination never waned. 
When looking at Korean cinema from 2000 to the present, 2002 stands out as a stellar year. Turning Gate, Chihwaseon, Camel(s), Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, and Oasis were all released that year, as were the successful comedies Public Enemy and Jail Breakers, and the animated gem My Beautiful Girl, Mari (which deserves greater recognition). Yet there is another, often-overlooked film that is equally as impressive, and which holds an important place in Korean film history, for it is one of the few with an openly gay lead character — Kim In-shik's remarkable debut feature, Road Movie.
